Got sewing kit??

Mat Rempit

Kucing pun tahu merempit

DIY - Indoor water sprinkler

Here's how...

Jason Mraz - I'm Yours

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
and now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
We're just one big family
And It's our God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love loved

So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

Scooch closer dear
and i will nibble your ear

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
My breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and laughed
I guess what i be saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
this is our fate, I'm yours

Well no no, well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find the sky is yours
Listen to the music of the moment come and dance with me
A lá one big family (2nd time: A lá happy family; 3rd time: A lá peaceful melody)
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved love love love

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

No please, don't complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

No please, don't hesitate
no more, no more
It cannot wait
The sky is your's!

Jason Mraz - I'm Yours mp3

Why women live longer than men

Yeahh... it's a woman - part 1

Funny Joke

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation

recently ....

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak
cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya
manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka....bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la.....proton saga........

Pemeriksaan ke atas Saiful Bukhari

Doktor... jumpe tak tanda2 kena liwat??

Run for your life

Korang agak2 ada tak yang mati kena hempap?

Kalau Lembu Boleh Kenapa Manusia Tak Boleh??

Road Accident Video

Kesian betul tengok mamat ni... berhati-hatilah dijalan raya

Klik here to download.

One Seater Car

Sparco seat, sportrims, momo steering and digital meter display...

Untuk orang2 yang giler download

Banyak drama series (eng), anime, dan kartun untuk download. Sila register dulu la. Kalau nak full access kasik donate laa.. haaha. Meh klik sini.

Ellisya vs Aisy

Agak2 kalau wrestling si kecik 2 orang ni sape menang???



Dah nangis dah.... yea yea Ellisya menang....

Free MP3 download. Check this out guys - Link

Naruto Shippuuden

The story revolves mainly around Naruto Uzumaki`s and Sakura Haruno`s new adventures and their search for Sasuke Uchiha after he left Konoha-gakure (Leaf Village) to gain Orochimaru`s power. The plot also shows a more active Akatsuki in their quest for obtaining all the tailed beasts.

After his failed attempt to retrieve Sasuke, Naruto learns that circumstances have granted him slightly less than three years to prepare for a confrontation with Orochimaru, who has to wait that much time before he can transfer into Sasuke`s body. Naruto also must prepare for his eventual confrontation with Akatsuki, who are after the demon sealed within him. To prepare, Naruto leaves the village and undergoes intensive training under Jiraiya. At the same time, Sakura becomes Tsunade`s apprentice, and Sasuke trains under Orochimaru. Thus, all three members of the original Team 7 are now training under one of the Legendary Sannin.

Klik sini untuk download.

Ford TX3 cabuk

Sambung balik... lepas kancil aku tu aku bagi kat akak aku untuk sambung bayar, aku pun beli la sebijik kereta lama tahun 1990. Inilah kereta aku... terkejut mamak ibu aku. Dalam bebanyak kereta yg ada kat Malaysia ni, keta tahun 1990 aku pilih... 2 pintu pulak tu!! hahaha... Jiwa rock ibu...jiwa rock.. biar sakit pinggang nak masuk ke seat belakang janji rock.. ni la yang termampu, kereta harga RM10,800.. tu pun carik kat motortrader.

Website kegemaran kena block?

Frust sebab website kegemaran macam youtube, friendster kena block oleh orang2 IT tempat korang kerja? Sama la macam kat tempat kerja aku ni... youtube kena block tu aku tak kisah sangat, tapi friendster pun kena.. adeh adeh. Takpe, korang cuba try benda ni. Insyallah ok... hehehe. Tapi jangan la sampai tak buat kerja pula... Klik sini.

Sonic the Hedgehog

Macam ini lah kot rupe sonic sebelum dia tukar ke warna biru.... dan pakai snikers.

Kenangan kini kenangan....

Inilah kereta first aku. Aku beli tahun 2001 bulan 10 seingat aku. Masa beli dulu keta ni stendet mendet, kancil 850 carbie manual. Ntah macamana aku boleh terjebak dalam kancah modifikasi kancil ni aku tak tau la. Tapi aku rasa aku ingat siapa, tak lain tak bukan, adik beradik aku Isa... hahaha. Dia la yang beriya-iya explain pasal barang2 kancil Mira ni... sudahnya seminggu lepas tu aku terus cekau seat L2 TRxx RM600 kat Hock Ming Seremban. heheheh... dan dari situ la bermula hidup mengabiskan duit aku kat keta kecik ni.

4 bulan lepas beli keta tu aku decide untuk upgrade ke enjin turbo terus. Masa tu aku tak kenal langsung kawan2 yang pakai enjin turbo mira ni, tapi bila baca dalam majalah kereta macam best aje, kebetulan pulak duit pun ada... so why not. RM2,300 aku perabih untuk beli halfcut L2s manual. Upah RM1,000 pulak.. siap aje kereta malam tu jugak aku dengan Isa ronda2 town seremban carik bahan untuk racing.. hehehe. Teringat aku bila first time aku tarik pickup dengan enjin ni. Aku ingatkan macam kancil stendet. Langsung terpelanting kawan aku tu ke belakang kereta (masa tu seat belakang sume tak pasang lagi)... oh yaa.. malam yg sama aku pusing2 town tu, 2 kali fuel hose pecah sebab dah reput. Nasib badan.....

Tahun 2004 bila aku dah keje selepas grad ijazah, aku upgrade enjin kereta ni konon2 nak bagi laju lagi laa. Blok enjin 660cc turbo tu aku tukarkan ke blok enjin kancil 850cc. Turbo ciput L2 ni pun aku sumbatkan siput sedut dari model Subaru Legacy RHF4 VF13. Gbox asal aku tukar kan jugak pakai gbox L2s LSD dan pakai final ratio 850 kancil untuk lebih panjang lagi. 2-3 bulan pertama hidup aku seronok sangat laa pasal banyak keta yang aku dapat ayamkan. Ditambah lagi dengan boost controller blitz DSBC, makin menyentap performance kancil ni.


Tapi jodoh aku dengan kancil ni tak lama, turbo RHF4 tu kong, dan tak lama lepas tu pulak bearing gbox aku pecah dan pressure plate pun boleh sumbing??? Oleh kerana masa tu aku dah mula nak masuk keje gomen, so income agak kurang la. At last sebelum aku nak berkursus 6 bulan, aku jual kan barang2 kereta ni, dan kereta tu aku bagi kat akak aku untuk sambung bayar... Akak aku pakai sampai laa sekarang ni, tak lama bulan 10 tahun 2008 ni abis ler utang kat Ambank tu. Best sgt la kakak aku nnti. hehehe.... Lepas kursus 6 bulan tu nak tau aku pakai kereta apa? Tungguuuuuuuuu.... ibu aku terkejut mamak tengok aku beli kereta tu.. hehehe.

Ni laa rupenye enjin bay yang dah siap convert ke 850 turbo tu. Tinggal kenangan....